Whoe we are?

Founded on 20/02/2002 by a group of organized crime lords and crackheads, crias.neocities.org is an organization developing new solutions to make corruption relationships between companies and other crimes related to corruption easier to perform. We work together with numerous big politicians and terrorist groups in ordor to make it possible for you to commit Tax-evasion, Fraud, Blackmail innocent politicians and other companies, mass distribute fake news and monopolize the market in the fastest and most secure way!

Just kidding, this is just a website i made for college and i had no idea what to put here, so it ended up making 0 sense.